Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Your Dream Jordan Getaway at Gulf Suites Hotel!
Unbelievable Luxury…Or Just a Really Nice Pool? My Messy, Honest Take on the Gulf Suites Hotel, Jordan!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to drop some truth bombs about my recent "dream Jordan getaway" at the Gulf Suites Hotel. "Unbelievable Luxury Awaits"? Hmm, not quite. But did I have a decent time? Absolutely. Am I going to tell you everything in excruciating detail? You betcha. Consider this your extended, unfiltered, and slightly scatterbrained review.
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The Arrival & Initial Impressions (Accessibility, Internet Blues, and the Elusive Elevator)
Right, so picture this: I, your intrepid reviewer, fresh off a frankly terrifying taxi ride (more on Jordanian driving later – good lord!), arrive at the Gulf Suites. The exterior? Pretty swish, I have to admit. Clean lines, a decent looking lobby. And the 24-hour security? Reassuring, especially when trying to figure out where you are! Now, I’m not exactly mobility-impaired, but I do appreciate a good elevator. Helpful, especially with luggage. But I also care about Accessibility, so I had to check the accessibility features around. I did notice the facilities for disabled guests, and elevator as an important feature.
Internet access and free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, they declared, which led me to get the free Wi-Fi, however, my internet connection was inconsistent. This means I also had to deal with the Internet LAN to perform certain actions.
The Room: Pretty Good, But Where’s My Butler?
My room? Pretty standard hotel room, but done well. The air conditioning worked (a blessing in the Jordanian heat!), and I had a decent view of…well, another building. A desk to work on, if you ever needed it, and then there's the mini bar, which will always serve its purpose. They absolutely delivered on the basics; there was free water, toiletries and towels. Yes, there were your usual comforts, with bathrobes and slippers, and a coffee and tea maker, perfect for the morning.
Cleanliness and Safety – Trying to Relax Amidst the Sandstorms (Metaphorically)
Okay, this is where I got serious. I'm always a bit paranoid about hotel hygiene, especially in these post-COVID times. The good news? The Gulf Suites seemed to care. They tout anti-viral cleaning products and rooms sanitized between stays. There were plenty of satinizers, and the staff seemed well-trained in protocols. I saw daily disinfection around common areas. They also used sterilizing equipment. I’d also heard from other guests that they had room sanitization opt-out available, which is a good feature for guests who are not into sterilization.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food Coma Incoming!
Alright, let's talk food. The breakfast buffet, ( Breakfast [buffet] and Breakfast service ) was included and it was…well, it was there. I'm being kind. The international cuisine was an experience. There was an Asian breakfast with Asian cuisine in restuarant, also Western breakfast and Western cuisine in restaurant. Buffet in restaurant had a variety of food, and more or less, there were desserts in restaurant, soup in restaurant, and salad in restaurant which I tried.
Poolside Bar, Pool with View – My One True Love (And Its Quirks!)
This is the highlight, the thing that almost made this a legit "unbelievable luxury" experience. The outdoor swimming pool! The view? Okay, not amazing – more like "urban sprawl with a hint of desert." But the pool itself? Divine.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day, Anyone?
I was really looking forward to the spa – a full spa treatment. They got the usual, like a massage, sauna, and spa for you to unwind. I decided to go for the body scrub and body wrap. The body scrub was great. The masseuse was definitely skilled. But the body wrap… well, let's just say I felt like a giant, slightly sweaty burrito.
Services and Conveniences: The Good, the Bad, and the Slightly Confusing
The daily housekeeping was impeccable – always a plus. And the staff, overall, were lovely. They have a concierge and 24-hour front desk that are available 24/7. The dry cleaning and laundry service were a lifesaver. But the cash withdrawal system was a little flaky (thank goodness for the currency exchange at the front desk!).
For the Kids (and the Kid in All of Us!)
I’m not traveling with kids. But the hotel seems very family-friendly. They have babysitting service and definitely are family/child friendly.
Getting Around: Taxis, and the Art of Not Getting Lost
The airport transfer was smooth, which was a godsend after that taxi ride! They have car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], and valet parking, so you can leave your car outside the hotel anytime.
The Verdict: Unbelievable…ish
So, is Gulf Suites Hotel "unbelievably luxurious"? Not exactly. But it is a solid, comfortable hotel with a killer pool, friendly staff, and a decent range of amenities. There are quirks, there are imperfections, and there's the ever-present feeling that you're in a hotel that does pretty well, but not perfectly.
Would I go back? Yeah, probably. But next time, I'm bringing my own personal butler, just in case. And I'm definitely booking a massage. And maybe avoiding the body wrap. Yeah, definitely avoiding the body wrap.
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Day 1: Amman Arrival & the "Help, My Luggage is in Narnia" Incident
- Time: 7:00 AM (ish… my internal clock is a lie at this hour)
- Activity: Landed at Queen Alia International. The adrenaline of actually being here in Jordan immediately gave way to the creeping dread of customs queues. Honestly, they move faster at the DMV.
- Mood: Tense, caffeinated, praying my passport photo doesn't make me look like a wanted criminal.
- Time: 8:00 AM (ish… give or take a minor existential crisis)
- Activity: Baggage claim. Or, as I'm starting to refer to it, Baggage Mis-claim. My carefully curated (and overpacked) suitcase is nowhere to be found. Vanished. Poof. Gone to join the sock fairies of the airport.
- Mood: Panic-adjacent. Pretty sure I saw my entire travel wardrobe, including my "Emergency Backup Underwear Situation" pack, headed for Narnia.
- Imperfection: My Arabic is limited to "Shukran" (thank you) and "La, Shukran" (no thank you), which doesn't exactly help in a frantic search for lost luggage. I resorted to frantic hand gestures and a desperate plea for help that I think involved mimicking a lost sheep.
- Time: 9:30 AM (ish… the "ish" is doing a LOT of work today)
- Activity: Finally, mercifully, escaping the airport. A pre-booked taxi, thankfully, saved me from hitchhiking my way to civilization.
- Mood: Slightly less overwhelmed, still worried about my luggage. and slightly car sick.
- Quirky Observation: The taxi driver kept offering me "Jordanian coffee". At first, I thought it was just a polite gesture, but turns out, it's a serious offer. I declined, thinking it would be bad and not worth the suffering, and he seemed to think I was crazy, he insisted. I finally said yes, thinking "how bad can it really be?" and the answer: very. It's like espresso, but made with tar. I still had to drink it to be polite.
- Time: 11:00 AM
- Activity: Check-in at the Gulf Suites Hotel. Whew, beautiful lobby. It has a slightly dated charm (think velvet sofas and gold-tinged everything), but clean, and honestly, welcome.
- Mood: Relief washes over me, coupled with the nagging fear that my luggage is currently enjoying a lavish tea party with the Lost Luggage Elves.
- Rambling: The staff are lovely; everyone seems genuinely happy to help. The sheer relief of finally having a roof over my head is hard to describe. The room is spacious, which will be great if my luggage never shows up. This is an absolute win-win.
- Time: Noon
- Activity: Lunch at the hotel restaurant. Had a delicious hummus and falafel. It's so good.
- Mood: Slightly overwhelmed, but happy.
- Time: 2:00 PM
- Activity: Relaxing, or trying to relax, in my room.
- Mood: Still stressed about my luggage.
Day 2: Citadel & Roman Theatre - A Whirlwind of History & Discomfort
- Time: 8:00 AM (ish… sleep is a beautiful, fleeting dream)
- Activity: Breakfast at the hotel - Eggs and the most amazing Arabic bread. Fueled up for a day of exploring.
- Mood: Anticipation mingled with the shadow of the missing suitcase.
- Time: 9:30 AM
- Activity: Taxi to the Citadel. The ride alone was an adventure.
- Mood: Excited, slightly nervous about the driving.
- Time: 10:00 AM
- Activity: Exploring the Citadel. Holy Mary, mother of God, those views! Ancient ruins sprawled out before me. I walked on the ruins.
- Mood: Awe-struck, slightly dizzy from the heat.
- Emotional Reaction: Seriously, the Citadel is stunning. The sheer history of the place. I had to stop multiple times to just… breathe.
- Time: Noon
- Activity: Roman Theatre.
- Mood: Hot.
- Opinionated Language: The Roman Theatre is beautiful, but man, are those steps steep! My thighs are screaming, and I'm pretty sure I aged a decade just climbing to the top.
- Time: 1:30 PM
- Activity: Lunch.
- Mood: Exhausted.
- Time: 3:00 PM-5:00 PM
- Activity: Back at the hotel.
- Mood: Exhausted.
- Time: 7:00 PM
- Activity: Dinner at the hotel.
- Mood: Sleepy.
Day 3: The Dead Sea - Salt, Mud, and Existential Dread
- Time: 7:00 AM
- Activity: Wake up and prepare for the Dead Sea.
- Mood: Excited.
- Time: 8:00 AM
- Activity: Left to the Dead Sea.
- Mood: Okay.
- Time: 9:30 AM
- Activity: Arrived at the Dead Sea.
- Mood: Okay.
- Time: 10:00 AM
- Activity: Went into the water and instantly regretted it. I should have done more research because holy moly, the salt. It stings every little open cut, every single one. I looked like I was in agonizing pain. You can float, though. It's a truly weird experience. You're lighter than air.
- Mood: Painful!
- Imperfection: This is where I realized I should have brought water shoes. There's salt and rock.
- Time: Noon
- Activity: Mud bath. I was covered in mud.
- Mood: Still in pain, but better.
- Time: 1:00 PM
- Activity: Lunch.
- Mood: Hungry.
- Time: 2:00 PM
- Activity: Left the Dead Sea.
- Mood: Tired.
- Time: 3:30 PM - 8:00 PM
- Activity: Back at the hotel. Shower. Dinner. Sleep.
- Mood: Sleepy.
Day 4: Departure (Hopefully with Luggage!)
- Time: 7:00 AM (ish…)
- Activity: Final breakfast
- Mood: Apprehensive, excited to go home.
- Time: 8:00 AM
- Activity: Check out.
- Mood: Excited.
- Time: 9:00 AM
- Activity: Head to the airport.
- Mood: Nervous.
- Time: 10:00 AM
- Activity: Boarding the plane.
- Mood: RELIEF!
Overall:
This trip to the Gulf Suites in Amman was… an experience. The hotel was nice, Amman is gorgeous. And losing my luggage at the beginning of my trip was stressful, but I got over it quick. Overall, Jordan is a unique place. The food, the people, the history… it's all incredibly memorable. I'm going home with a suitcase full of memories (and hopefully eventually, my clothes!). And would I go back? Absolutely… when my luggage finally decides to rejoin the real world.
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Okay, spill it. Is the Gulf Suites Hotel *really* "Unbelievable Luxury"? Or is it just… nice? Because I'm tired of "nice."
Alright, alright! Deep breaths. "Unbelievable Luxury" is a bold statement, I'll give you that. But honestly? It's pretty darn close. Think less "generic chain hotel trying hard" and more "that hotel where you're *genuinely* surprised at the level of detail." Like, the first time I walked into my suite (yes, *suite*), I actually gasped. Not a dramatic performance gasp, but a genuine, "Whoa, did I accidentally walk into a movie set?" gasp. The marble floors? Gleaming. The plush, ridiculously comfortable bed? Tempting. The *view*? Oh, the view. Let's just say I almost missed dinner the first night because I was glued to the giant window. And the bathroom? Forget about it. So, yeah, it's pretty luxurious. My only real complaint? My bank account after the stay. Worth it.
What's the deal with the food? I'm a foodie, and I'm worried I'll be stuck with bland buffet fare. Tell me it's not true, please.
Okay, here's the truth, delivered raw and unfiltered: The buffet is… well, it's a buffet. And yes, some of the dishes veer towards the predictable side. But. BUT! They have a separate à la carte restaurant. And *that* restaurant... whoa. The chef? A magician. I swear, the lamb chops melted in my mouth. And the hummus? Best I've ever had. Seriously, I actually embarrassed myself by ordering three plates of hummus one night. The waiter gave me a knowing look, bless his heart. And breakfast? Don't even get me STARTED. Freshly squeezed juice (because, of course), a dizzying array of pastries, and seriously good coffee. I might have gained five pounds just thinking about it.
I'm traveling with kids. Is this place kid-friendly, or am I signing up for a weekend of grumpy stares from the other guests?
Okay, this is a tough one. They *say* it's kid-friendly, and they have a separate pool for kids. But here's the honest truth: this isn't necessarily a bustling "family fun zone" kind of hotel. Think more "elegant escape" with a side of tolerance for little ones. There were definitely kids around when I was there, but the vibe is more sophisticated. So, if your kids are angels and can handle a bit of peace and quiet, you're probably fine. If they're prone to screaming matches at 7 am… maybe consider earplugs for the other guests. Or, you know, a different hotel. Just saying.
The pool. Is it Instagram-worthy? Because let's be honest, that's important.
Oh, the pool. The pool is… *chef’s kiss*. Absolutely Instagram-worthy. Picture this: shimmering turquoise water, perfectly placed sun loungers, and a view that practically screams "post me NOW!" I spent a solid hour trying to get the perfect pool-side shot – the light had to be perfect, the angle had to be just right, and I needed to look effortlessly chic (I probably failed, but I tried!). Honestly, it’s one of the best pools I’ve ever swum in. The only downside? It was hard to leave to go actually *do* anything. The pool is like a black hole of relaxation and photo opportunities. I probably look like a lobster now.
What's nearby? Is this place in the middle of nowhere?
"Nearby" is a relative term. It's not like you're stumbling out of the hotel and immediately into a bustling marketplace. But the hotel is a good base for exploring. You're a reasonable drive from the famous Petra (a MUST-SEE! Go early!), and other cool places. I arranged day trips through the hotel, and they were generally pretty good, but a little pricey. You can find cheaper options if you shop around before. I'd recommend planning ahead, though.
What's the Wi-Fi situation like? Because let's be real, being disconnected is a nightmare.
Okay, the Wi-Fi… it's a mixed bag. In the rooms and public areas, it was mostly good. Sometimes there was a bit of lag, and I might have experienced a moment of pure, unadulterated panic when my Instagram feed froze mid-scroll. But, overall, it was decent enough for checking emails, posting pictures and, you know, keeping in touch with the outside world. But remember to download the important stuff before you go out to explore Petra!
So, about the staff? Are they friendly and helpful, or do they have that "sigh, another tourist" attitude?
Generally good. The staff? Absolutely lovely! Genuinely friendly and helpful, from the people at the reception to the waiters. The staff are very service oriented, they are polite, helpful. I had a small problem with the safe in my room (I'd locked my passport in it, talk about a panic attack!), and they sent someone up immediately to fix it. He was patient and didn't even laugh at my complete ineptitude. Top marks for that guy!
Would you actually go back? Be honest!
Okay, the million-dollar question. Would I go back? YES. Absolutely! Despite the occasional moments of Wi-Fi-induced despair and the minor sticker shock from the final bill, I’d book another stay in a heartbeat. I'm already dreaming of that pool, the amazing food, and the luxurious escape. I think it's important to allow yourself some self-indulgence sometimes. It was a truly unforgettable experience. Do I miss it? Oh, yeah, big time. I'm already plotting my return! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to Google some pictures of Petra...
