Escape to Paradise: StrandBerg's Viktoria Hotel, Germany – Your Dream Getaway Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: StrandBerg's Viktoria Hotel – Or, My Whirlwind Romance with a German Spa
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from StrandBerg's Viktoria Hotel in Germany, and I have feelings. Not just "oh, it was nice" feelings, but full-blown, heart-eyes emoji, desperately-trying-to-relive-every-moment feelings. And honestly? It's not all perfect. But that's part of the charm, isn't it? Let's dive in, shall we?
Accessibility: Is this place built for mere mortals? (Mostly, Yes!)
First things first, the Viktoria tries to be… well, accessible. They do have facilities for disabled guests – Facilities for disabled guests is right there on the list! - a big plus in my book, and an elevator is a lifesaver. Of course, I'm not a wheelchair user, so I can't give a firsthand account of how seamless it all is - but the fact that it's attempted is a big win.
On-site Accessible Restaurants & Lounges: I wish I could give you a concrete answer on this, but it's tough to say without specific details. (I'm reaching out to the hotel for clarification – will update!) Just something to keep in mind.
Wheelchair Accessible: (See above - Needs further info, and hopefully a personal account from someone who's used the hotel that way!)
Internet: Free Wi-Fi? YES! Thank God.
Okay, let's be real. In this day and age, no Wi-Fi is a dealbreaker. The Viktoria doesn't disappoint. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and Wi-Fi in public areas are a godsend. I’m a total internet-addict, and the fact it was everywhere meant I could Instagram my daily spa rituals and send a million vacation selfies without a hitch. They also offer Internet [LAN] and Internet services, if you're old school or need a super-reliable connection. The actual Internet itself was generally speedy, though occasionally, in the far reaches of the spa… let's just say Instagram buffering was a thing.
Things to Do (aka My Intense Quest for Bliss)
This is where the Viktoria shines. Oh, the spa! Forget a simple massage; this place is a vortex of relaxation. Let’s break it down, because oh boy…
Ways to Relax: This is their bread and butter. They have Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view (!!!), Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, and Swimming pool [outdoor]. Seriously, I felt like I wandered into a fever dream of pampering.
My Spa Obsession: Look, I’m not normally a spa person. I find the whole thing a bit… precious. But the Viktoria converted me. I basically lived in the Sauna (that was a dry heat haven!), the Steamroom (where I actually met a lovely German lady who told me all about the best local beer – a win) and the Swimming pool [outdoor] which overlooked… well, I don't remember exactly what, but it was green and calming, and I was too happy to care. The Pool with view was a thing of legends.
The Massage? Sublime. I opted for a Swedish I think… or was it the deep tissue? Honestly, after a while, the days just blurred into a haze of essential oils and zen-like groaning. Body scrub and Body wrap? Don't even get me started. The only imperfection? Sometimes I was a bit confused about where to go! But one of the staff – I think her name was Greta? – she always pointed me in the right direction with a smile, and then back to the spa-like land of no-worries.
Fitness Center: Didn't use it. See above. I was too busy achieving maximum horizontal bliss. (But it's there if you're one of those people.)
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe in a Post-Pandemic World
This is the big one, isn't it? And the Viktoria actually does a decent job. They've clearly put a ton of effort into safety.
- Anti-viral cleaning products.
- Daily disinfection in common areas.
- Hand sanitizer – everywhere.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing.
- Hygiene certification.
- Individually-wrapped food options.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services.
- Room sanitization between stays.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items.
- Staff trained in safety protocol.
- Sterilizing equipment.
They even offer Room sanitization opt-out available, which I loved. I wouldn’t take that offer, because who doesn't love a clean room, but it shows they are doing what they can. They're taking it seriously. I felt safe.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Relaxation Machine
Okay, food. Important. Very important.
Restaurants: Yup, multiple. Restaurants are a thing! It was lovely.
A la carte in restaurant.
Alternative meal arrangement.
Asian cuisine in restaurant.
Bar.
Breakfast [buffet] – a glorious spread of everything (seriously, everything) and perfect for carb-loading before a day of spa-ing.
Breakfast service.
Buffet in restaurant.
Coffee/tea in restaurant.
Desserts in restaurant.
International cuisine in restaurant.
Poolside bar – because who wouldn't want a cocktail while basking in the sun? Snack bar - also a plus.
Vegetarian restaurant – good news for the herbivores out there.
Western cuisine in restaurant.
My Food Adventures: The Breakfast [buffet] was epic. I'm not exaggerating. I may have sampled everything. The Coffee/tea in restaurant… plentiful. And the occasional Bottle of water strategically placed in my room saved me (and my dehydration dreams) more than once.
Room Service: The Room service [24-hour] was a lifesaver after a particularly intense day of spa-ing. (Pajamas, a burger, and a movie? Yes, please.)
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Big Difference
Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Safety deposit boxes, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, etc.
The Viktoria provides a lot of conveniences. From the air conditioning in public areas to the helpful Concierge. Daily housekeeping? Perfect. And I might've used Food delivery a time or two.
For the Kids: (I had none, but here's the info)
- Babysitting service.
- Family/child friendly.
- Kids meal.
- Kids facilities.
- I'm guessing this is perfect for families. Nice!
Getting Around: (And Avoiding the Hangover)
- Airport transfer.
- Bicycle parking.
- Car park [free of charge].
- Car park [on-site].
- Taxi service.
- Valet parking.
I didn't use any of the stuff, But the car park [free of charge] is excellent!
Available in All Rooms: The Room Itself
- Additional toilet.
- Air conditioning.
- Alarm clock.
- Bathrobes.
- Bathroom phone.
- Bathtub.
- Blackout curtains.
- Closet.
- Coffee/tea maker.
- Complimentary tea.
- Daily housekeeping.
- Desk.
- Extra long bed.
- Free bottled water.
- Hair dryer.
- High floor.
- In-room safe box.
- Internet access – LAN.
- Internet access – wireless.
- Ironing facilities.
- Laptop workspace.
- Linens.
- Mini bar.
- Mirror.
- Non-smoking. *
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the vortex of my (slightly disastrous, potentially glorious) adventure at StrandBerg's Designhotel Viktoria in Germany. Forget the perfectly curated Instagram feed; this is going to be raw, unfiltered, and probably involve me losing my socks. Let's get this messy, glorious show on the road!
StrandBerg's Designhotel Viktoria: A Rambling Itinerary of Possible Awesomeness
Day 1: Arrival Chaos and a Questionable Sausage Fest
14:00: Arrive at Schönefeld Airport (SXF). Okay, first hurdle: navigating the airport. I’m not a seasoned traveler, more a “wing it and hope for the best” type. Pray for me. Expect a minor panic attack involving lost luggage (I swear I packed that lucky sock!), potentially a near-miss with a rogue suitcase, and definitely a struggle to understand German signage. Update: Luggage made it! (So far…) Signage? Still a mystery. Managed to mumble my way onto the train. Success! (ish).
15:30: Train to the hotel. Fingers crossed the train is as stylish and comfortable as the hotel's website suggests. (Secretly, I’m hoping for a slightly crumbling, antique train with character. The modern ones can be so… soulless.) Update: Okay, the train was surprisingly efficient, albeit a tad crowded. Found a seat! Score! Did spot a very stylish woman reading a book with a cover I couldn't see. Made me feel profoundly uncultured. Next mission: Blend in.
16:30: Check-in and explore the hotel. Viktoria, here I come! (Assuming I can find the right freaking street.) I'm particularly excited about the design; the website photos are gorgeous, all minimalist chic and sleek lines. Honestly, I hope it's not too minimalist. I like a space with a little…personality. Maybe a quirky lamp? A slightly eccentric armchair? Please, interior design gods, grant me a haven from the blandness of the world. *Update: Oh. My. God. The hotel is INCREDIBLE! Sleek, yes, but with these pops of color and art that are just *chef's kiss. The room? Swoon. The bed? I may never leave it. (Wait, did I pack my emergency chocolate? Must investigate…)
18:00: Dinner at a local restaurant. Okay, this is where it gets real. My German is… existent. I know "Danke" and "Bier." That’s about it. I'm envisioning (and fearing) a scenario where I accidentally order five plates of sauerkraut. Or worse, an entire pig cooked on a spit. Tonight's goal: Survive the dinner and not embarrass myself. Update: Managed to order something that MIGHT have been a sausage plate. Multiple sausages. My stomach currently protests. The beer, however, was heavenly. Highly recommend the local brew.
20:00: Wandering around the town. The goal is to get a feel for the area, maybe find a cute little bookstore, or, let’s be honest, a good gelato place. I'm also on the lookout for anything that screams "German kitsch." A gnome, perhaps? A cuckoo clock? I need to find a souvenir IMMEDIATELY. Update: Found the bookstore! Bought a book I can't read. Found a gelato place! Ate gelato. Walked past a gnome. My mission is complete.
Day 2: Delving into the History (Hopefully Without Drowning in Facts)
09:00: Breakfast at the hotel. Gotta love a hotel breakfast! I’m ready for the continental buffet, and pray to the breakfast gods for fresh juice and coffee. (And maybe a croissant that doesn't crumble into a million pieces on the first bite). Update: Breakfast was divine! The bread, the cheese, the little pots of jam…I nearly wept with joy. This hotel is dangerous.
10:00: Explore the Local Area. I swear it's all castles and cobblestone streets! Update: Attempting to visit a castle. Might be a bit tough since all the signs are in German… I might have to wing this and see what i get.
13:00: Lunch. Find a restaurant and order something easy. It may be the safest road to take, so i may attempt it. Wish me luck. Update: Safe road taken. I will not be ordering multiple sausages tonight. I am going to order the soup.
17:00: Free Time. Get a massage, read or just relax. Update: Maybe some down time is needed to catch up to the happenings that have taken place.
19:00: Dinner. It's time for dinner and relaxation and time to get some sleep after the events of the day. Update: All according to plan.
Day 3: Departure and Afterthoughts
09:00: Another Delicious Breakfast. I need to stock up on as much deliciousness as possible for the journey.
10:00: Leisure time. I should probably get some shopping done.
13:00: Check out. Be a grown up. (I'll try!). Update: I still can't believe I have to leave. My heart breaks. But, the sock made it, everything was amazing and worth every penny. Here's to my next trip.
14:00: Travel back to the airport.
16:00: Departure
Final Thoughts (and a Mess of Emotions):
Okay, so this itinerary might be a little…flexible. Real life rarely goes according to plan, especially when I'm involved. But, the point is, I'm going. Excited. A little terrified. And ready to embrace the chaos. I fully expect to get lost, make a fool of myself, and possibly fall madly in love with a sausage. This is going to be an adventure, possibly a disaster, but definitely mine. I'll be back with updates. Or maybe just postcards. Or maybe, if I’m really lucky, I’ll just never leave. Wish me luck!
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Okay, So "Paradise." Is the Viktoria Hotel actually *that* good? Like, are we talking actual angels on the breakfast buffet?
Alright, let's be real. "Paradise" is a big word. No, there weren't actual cherubs handing out croissants. But the Viktoria Hotel? Yeah, it's pretty darn close. Think more like, *polished* paradise. Like, the kind where you feel instantly calmer the moment you walk through the lobby. That lobby! Huge windows, sunlight streaming in, and the faint scent of...expensive paper and ambition. Seriously, I wanted to move in right then and there. And honestly, the breakfast *was* pretty angelic. Okay, maybe not actual angels, but the honey they had? Ambrosia! They also had this smoked salmon that... ugh. I'm still dreaming about it. So, yeah, it's good. REALLY good. Just don't expect actual wings and halos… though, you might *feel* like you've got wings after that first bite of strudel. (Trust me.)
What about the rooms? Are they, like, tiny shoeboxes disguised as luxury? (Because I've been burned before...)
Okay, this is a HUGE one for me because I. HATE. Tiny. Rooms. Been stuck in so many hotel dungeons that barely fit a suitcase, let alone a human. The Viktoria? Whew. No shoeboxes here. I booked a superior room, and it was… spacious. Like, I could actually *walk around* the bed without doing the awkward hotel room sidestep. And the bathroom! Marble, people! MARBLE! And a ridiculously powerful shower. Seriously, I spent a solid 20 minutes just letting the water pound the stress out of me. My only minor grumble, and this is me being *super* picky, was the lack of USB ports. Had to hunt down my adapter in that giant suitcase I’d packed (because, obviously). But honestly? Minor complaint. The sheer comfort and the ridiculously soft bed more than made up for it. I slept like a baby, even with the faint, almost imperceptible traffic noise. (Which, granted, I only noticed because I'm a ridiculously light sleeper.)
What about the food *besides* breakfast? I'm a foodie. Do they have, you know, actual food?
YES! Absolutely yes. Okay, breakfast was a win, obviously, but the Viktoria's restaurant, "Zum Goldenen Hirsch" ("The Golden Stag"), is a whole other level. I'm talking Michelin aspirations. The menu is a beautiful dance of traditional German cuisine with a modern twist. I had the Sauerbraten – fall-apart-tender, unbelievably rich, and the gravy... oh, the gravy! I almost licked the plate. (Okay, maybe I *did* lick the plate. Don’t judge me – it was that good!). My companion, bless her heart (she’s more the “salad and water” type), even admitted it was delicious. And the wine list! Oh, the wine list! They have a sommelier who knows his stuff. He recommended a Pinot Noir that paired perfectly. Seriously, I'm still trying to figure out how to replicate that meal at home. The only downside? The portions are, shall we say, *generous*. Prepare to loosen your belt. Or maybe just embrace the food coma. It's worth it.
Okay, fine, the food sounds amazing. But is there anything to *do* there? Besides, you know, eat and sleep and bathe in marble?
Adventure! Or, if you're like me, a *gentle* adventure. StrandBerg is a charming little town. The hotel is a great base for exploring. The staff is super helpful and can give you great tips. Apparently, there are some hiking trails, but I'm more of a "stroll along the cobblestone streets and window-shop" kind of gal. There's a lovely little spa at the hotel. I spent a couple of hours there getting the best massage of my life. My tense shoulders were a thing of the past. I recommend booking in advance. Don’t be like me and leave it until the last minute. And there's also a nearby lake (perfect for a pre-dinner walk). After the gigantic meals I was eating, it was a good idea. Honestly, the whole place feels like a retreat. It's not the place to go if you want non-stop partying. It's the place to go if you want to *relax*, and be pampered. You should embrace that. (I, thankfully, did.)
What’s the Wi-Fi situation? I need to stay connected (unfortunately).
Ah, the modern dilemma. Look, the Wi-Fi was pretty decent. Strong enough to stream videos (the *important* stuff). Not super-duper lightning fast, but perfectly usable. Definitely adequate for checking emails and posting envy-inducing photos on Instagram (because, come on, that's why we’re here, right?). I even managed to have a video call with my mom, which, considering my usual lack of tech skills, is a testament to the Wi-Fi’s competence. So, yes, you can stay connected. But my biggest piece of advice? *Don’t*. Honestly, unplug. Let the world fade away for a little while. Embrace the bliss. You’re in Germany, for goodness sake! Soak it in! You can worry about emails and deadlines later. Trust me. This trip is definitely one to switch off from.
Is it kid-friendly? Because, you know... children.
Hmm. Kid-friendly... That's a tough one to answer because, to be honest, I didn't see a *ton* of kids there. This is probably more of a couples or solo traveler type of hotel. The hotel definitely has some character (which kids may or may not appreciate). The restaurant is fine, the staff is friendly, but it's not a place with specific kid’s entertainment. Maybe there's a playground in the area, but if I'm being honest, I'd say the Viktoria Hotel leans more towards "refined and relaxing" than "screaming-kids-in-the-pool-at-6am." Sorry, kids. It's not a dealbreaker. But if you're planning a family vacation solely focused on kids, maybe look elsewhere. Otherwise, I'm sure they'd be accommodating, but just… set your expectations accordingly.
What's the vibe like in StrandBerg? Is it a happening place, or more… sleepy?
Sleepy! Definitely sleepy, in the best possible way. StrandBerg is not a party town. Think quaint, charming, and perfect for escapingTravel Stay Guides
