Hotel 138 Subang: Malaysia's Hidden Gem? You Won't Believe This!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the… what's the name? Oh yeah, Hotel 138 Subang: Malaysia's Hidden Gem? You Won't Believe This! Let's get REAL about this place. I mean, "hidden gem"? That's a STRONG claim. Does it live up to the hype? (Deep inhale… let’s find out.)
First Impressions & the Grind
Okay, so right off the bat, Accessibility. It's a big deal, right? Gotta be brutally honest, I didn't spend a ton of time digging into specifics of ramps, elevators, etc. (I did see an elevator, which is a good start). Let's say, though, Facilities for disabled guests are listed, so that's promising. I'd recommend calling ahead and getting specific, concrete details if you're relying on that. Don't just take my word for it!
Check-in was a little… well… Let's just say it wasn't the fastest tango ever. You know, the paperwork, the "Do you have a loyalty card?" spiel… shrugs. But hey! Contactless check-in/out is offered! That's a bonus, especially these days. And the Front desk [24-hour] is a godsend. Because who knows what late-night cravings or existential crises might strike! Speaking of crises…
Cleanliness and Safety - The Germaphobe's Dream (Almost)
Listen, in the wake of… well, points vaguely at the world, cleanliness is KING. And I gotta give Hotel 138 props on this. They’re trying. Big time. They had Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays. I also noticed Hand sanitizer EVERYWHERE. Seriously, like, a hand-sanitizer-obsessed person's paradise. They also have a Doctor/nurse on call, a First aid kit, and Staff trained in safety protocol. All good. The fact the Staff trained in safety protocol is a necessity at this point. The Rooms sanitized between stays, is what I call a win-win. The Individually-wrapped food options are a nice touch, and the Cashless payment service is a lifesaver when, like me, you’re perpetually running low on cash.
I did see a few instances where some surfaces could've used another wipe-down, but overall, I'd say they're making a genuine effort. They've got the Hygiene certification and the Professional-grade sanitizing services, but it's not perfect. But, let's be real here – perfection is a myth, especially at this price point.
The Room: My Temporary Fortress
Okay, so the real test: the ROOM. And this is where things get… interesting. (Takes deep breath.)
- Wi-Fi [free]: YES! Thank God. It's a modern requirement. Works fine.
- Air conditioning: Check! Blessed air conditioning!
- Air conditioning in public area: DOUBLE Check! Thank God.
- Blackout curtains: YES! Sleep is sacred.
- Coffee/tea maker: Essential. For the caffeine-fueled life.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: sigh of relief
- Mini-bar: Sadly, it was pretty sparsely stocked. A snack or two would be nice.
- Non-smoking: Hooray!
- Private bathroom: Of course.
- Refrigerator: Also, yes.
- Seating area: Comfy.
- Separate shower/bathtub: Sweet luxury.
- Soundproofing: Decent, but I did hear some late-night revelry from the hall.
- Toiletries: Basic, but they do the job.
- Wake-up service: I didn't use it, but it's there.
- Additional toilet - Okay.
- Essential condiments - Okay.
- Free bottled water - Okay.
- Interconnecting room(s) available - Okay.
- Internet access – wireless - Okay.
- Internet access – LAN - Okay.
- Ironing facilities - Okay.
- Laptop workspace - Okay.
- Linens - Okay.
- Mirror - Okay.
- On-demand movies - Okay.
- Reading light - Okay.
- Safety/security feature - Okay.
- Satellite/cable channels - Okay.
- Scale - Okay.
- Shower - Okay.
- Slippers - Okay.
- Smoke detector - Okay.
- Socket near the bed - Okay.
- Sofa - Okay.
- Soundproofing - Okay.
- Telephone - Okay.
- Towels - Okay.
- Umbrella - Okay.
- Visual alarm - Okay.
- Window that opens - Okay.
The room… it was fine. Clean, relatively modern, and functional. Nothing blew me away, but nothing majorly disappointed either. It certainly has all the stuff (even if the stuff isn't amazing).
HOWEVER.
That Extra-Long Bed! Now, I'm not exactly a giant, but I do appreciate a bed I can stretch out in. And the Extra long bed option? Pure. Bliss. That alone almost swayed me to booking again. Almost. That bed! It was… chef's kiss.
Food, Glorious Food (and Coffee)
Now, let's get to the good stuff: Dining, drinking, and snacking. (Sighs contentedly.)
The Restaurants were, plural! Okay, at least one I could find. And I will say, the Breakfast [buffet], while not Michelin-star material, was decent. Standard fare – Western breakfast and Asian breakfast options. Lots of carbs. Coffee. It got the job done. (Important: Coffee/tea in restaurant options!)
They also had a Coffee shop on-site, which was convenient for my caffeine addiction. I'm a big fan of A la carte in restaurant options. As for the rest, I didn't actually fully sample the menus of the Restaurants. There’s always a room service [24-hour] option, which is always an attraction to me.
The thing that stood out was the Poolside bar. Imagine, after a long day, lounging by the crystal clear pool with a drink in hand. That bar was really the perfect thing.
Things to Do (or Not Do, My Preference)
Ah, the million-dollar question: Things to do. Okay, so this isn't a resort. Don’t expect a waterpark.
- Swimming pool: Yes, and it looked inviting on a hot day.
- Fitness center: I peeked in. Adequate. I did not partake. (Who am I kidding? Gyms are the enemy.)
- Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: Nope. I'm not a spa person, but they are included.
- Massage: It’s on the menu!
The BIG Picture: Would I Go Back?
So, here's the verdict, in all its messy glory.
What I LOVED:
- The Extra long bed! (I cannot stress this enough.)
- Generally Cleanliness and safety efforts.
- Convenient Coffee shop.
- The Poolside bar was a definite plus.
What Could Be Better:
- The room decor could use a little oomph.
- The buffet was decent but not amazing.
- Might need a little more of a "vibe".
Overall:
Hotel 138 Subang is a solid choice. It's not going to blow you away with luxury, BUT it's comfortable, clean, offers decent amenities, and that bed… seriously, that bed could be reason enough to book again. It’s definitely a good value for the price. Especially if you are looking to have a relaxing time and get away from the hustle and bustle of the city.
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**But wait,
Escape to Paradise: Uncover the Hidden Gem of Qionghai Jin Mao Hotel, ChinaOkay, buckle up, buttercups, because my trip to Hotel 138 in Subang, Malaysia, isn't going to be one of those perfectly-polished Instagram itineraries. Prepare for a train wreck, a delightful disaster, a symphony of slightly-off key notes. Here we go…
Day 1: Arrival and Mild Panic (aka, "Oh God, Did I Pack Enough Underwear?")
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at KLIA (That's Kuala Lumpur International Airport, for the uninitiated, and my brain today). Jet lag is already doing a number on me. Immediately realize I probably should have brought a neck pillow. Rookie mistake.
- 1:30 PM: Customs. Smooth sailing! Although, I swear the customs officer gave me a LOOK when I nervously fumbled for my passport. Maybe I still had airplane face.
- 2:30 PM: Grab a Grab (the local Uber) to Hotel 138. Traffic is…spirited. Embrace the chaos! My driver, bless his heart, kept trying to tell me about his ex-wife. Apparently, she "loved durian more than him." I just smiled and nodded. Malaysia, welcome!
- 3:30 PM: Check in. The lobby is…functional. Not exactly a palace, but hey, it’s a place to sleep, right? The receptionist’s smile seemed genuine, despite the fact that my credit card almost got rejected. Awkward.
- 4:00 PM: Unpack. The existential dread of realizing I've packed WAY too many t-shirts and not nearly enough…well, everything else. Especially sunscreen. And underwear, as I mentioned earlier.
- 5:00 PM: Reconnaissance mission. Wander around the immediate area. Found a little Mamak stall across the street. The aroma of curry is already making my stomach rumble. Decide that is dinner tonight.
- 6:00 PM: Attempt to conquer the hotel room remote. Fail. Seriously, does anyone actually understand these things? Give up and stare blankly at the wall. Consider ordering room service…then remember the budget (or lack thereof).
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the Mamak! Oh. My. God. The roti canai was a revelation. Flaky, buttery, and dipped in a spicy dahl that nearly made me weep with joy. The Milo was also amazing. Okay, Malaysia, you're already winning me over.
- 8:00 PM: Attempt to watch some local television. Failed. The cultural immersion I thought I wanted is kind of hard with my very basic Malay language skills.
- 9:00 PM: Crawl into bed, feeling slightly overwhelmed but (surprisingly) happy. Jet lag is starting to hit hard.
- 10:00 PM: Finally, sleep. Sweet, sweet sleep.
Day 2: Cultural Immersion…and the Unexpected Power of Spicy Food
- 8:00 AM: Wake up to the sound of…something. Construction? Birds? The drone of civilization? Decide I don’t care, and need coffee.
- 8:30 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. Buffet. Standard fare, nothing to write home about. Unless you love scrambled eggs. I do not.
- 9:30 AM: Head to the Sunway Pyramid Mall. I am a sucker for the cheesy, tourist-y stuff.
- 10:00 AM: Sunway Pyramid Mall. The sheer size of this place is dizzying. It's like a city within a building! The fake Sphinx is… well, it's there. Kinda kitsch, kinda awesome.
- 11:00 AM: Get lost in the maze. End up wandering into a ridiculously expensive clothing store and leaving immediately.
- 12:00 PM: (Lunch is a crucial moment, so bear with me).
- 12:05 PM: Found a food court. YES! Ordered some Nasi Lemak. The coconut milk rice was divine.
- 12:15 PM: Realize the sambal (chili paste) is… potent. Like, my-eyebrows-are-glowing-red potent.
- 12:20 PM: Begin sweating. Profusely.
- 12:25 PM: Tears. Actual tears. Not from sadness, from the chili.
- 12:30 PM: Desperately search for water. Find only more chili-laden condiments.
- 12:40 PM: Consider calling for medical assistance. Decide to play it cool.
- 12:45 PM: Finally find ice water. Slowly start to regain composure.
- 12:50 PM: Realize I'd actually enjoyed it. The pain… it was worth it. Glorious.
- 1:00 PM: Back at the ice skating rink.
- 1:30 PM: Find a shop selling souvenirs. Pick up a key chain and a funny t-shirt. The shirt says "I love Malaysia, and Nasi Lemak." Appropriate.
- 2:00 PM: Escape the Mall. Decide to return to the relative calmness of the hotel.
- 2:30 PM: Regret not buying one of those delicious-smelling face masks.
- 3:00 PM: Nap. Sleep is still my best friend.
- 8:00 PM: Trying out the hotel’s wifi, and failing miserably. So I guess I’m going to an internet cafe.
- 9:00 PM: Internet cafe, and a delicious late dinner at a very friendly little cafe (that I will definitely be going back to).
- 10:00 PM: Bed.
Day 3: Lost in Translation (and the Search for a Decent Coffee)
- 9:00 AM: Wake up, feeling slightly disoriented. The hotel room is starting to feel familiar, which is both comforting and a little depressing.
- 9:30 AM: Breakfast: The same old scrambled eggs, but with a newfound respect.
- 10:30 AM: Attempt to find a "proper" coffee. The hotel coffee is…weak. Really, really weak.
- 11:00 AM: After much aimless wandering, finally discover a tiny, non-descript cafe down a back alley. This place looks so unassuming.
- 11:15 AM: Order a latte. The barista, a girl with more piercings than I have socks, gives me a look that says, "You tourist, want a real coffee?" I nod enthusiastically.
- 11:20 AM: The coffee arrives. It is… perfect. Rich, strong, and a balm for my slightly frazzled soul. I sit and savor every drop.
- 12:00 PM: Decide I need to try and talk to someone. Head out.
- 12:30 PM: A local fruit vendor is surprisingly nice. My attempts at Malay are woefully inadequate. He laughs. I laugh. We bond over our shared love of bad puns.
- 1:00 PM: Go back to the hotel. Feeling a bit silly, but also strangely invigorated. The world is good.
- 2:00 PM: Watch some local television and try to learn the music.
- 3:00 PM: Start the packing process, which is basically a disaster in motion. Why do I always bring too much stuff?
- 4:00 PM: Final dinner at the Mamak stall. One last roti canai, one last Milo, and one last moment to soak it all in. Feeling a little sad to leave, but also ready to go home.
- 7:00 PM: Get back to the hotel. Prepare to leave.
- 8:00 PM: Check out. Goodbye.
- 9:00 PM: The goodbyes.
- 10:00 PM: Back to the airport.
- 11:00 PM: Plane ride.
- 12:00 AM: Arrive back home.
Conclusion:
Hotel 138, you were nothing spectacular, but you were everything. The food, the people, the chaos - it was all perfect. I will be back. And next time, I'm bringing more underwear. And definitely a neck pillow. And maybe, just maybe, some antacids for the next chili-fueled adventure.
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