Escape to Paradise: Blue Seas Resort, Australia Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Blue Seas Resort - A Messy, Wonderful Review (Australia, Here We Come!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea (or maybe the iced latte, more on that later!) on the Escape to Paradise: Blue Seas Resort, Australia Awaits! experience. This isn't your dry, corporate brochure review. This is the real deal, warts and all, from someone who’s actually been there, done that, and almost burnt their hand on the hair dryer.
First Impressions & That All-Important Accessibility Buzz:
Right off the bat, let's talk accessibility. HUGE kudos to Blue Seas for actually thinking about folks with mobility issues. Wheelchair accessible is a big win, and I spotted ramps everywhere, not just tucked away in some hidden corner. The elevator was smooth and readily available, and the common areas felt open and easy to navigate. Look, as someone who isn’t in a wheelchair, seeing a place that prioritizes accessibility is always a sign of a good place. Important Note: While I didn't personally use a wheelchair at the resort, I made it a point to observe the design and had a friend who uses a wheelchair and who was able to give me their opinion. This is HUGE in tourism.
Internet: Because Let's Be Honest, We Need It!
Okay, let's just rip the band-aid off: We need internet. I'm a total digital nomad, and if I'm going to "escape to paradise," I still need to be able to, you know, work.
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! – Praise be! Solid connection too, which is a game-changer. Streaming my shows (that on-demand movie selection was tempting!) was a breeze.
- Wi-Fi in public areas: Excellent. Because sometimes, you just want to lounge by the pool with your laptop, judging… I mean… browsing your social media.
- Internet [LAN]: Didn’t use it, but good to know it’s there for the hardcore, wired types.
- Internet Services: No frills, but it works.
The Room – Clean, Mostly, and Packed with Perks!
Okay, the room itself? Pretty darn good. Comfortable. And let's talk about those blackout curtains. Bless them! I’m a light sleeper (probably from all the coffee).
- Air conditioning: Glorious, especially after a day in the Aussie sun.
- Coffee/tea maker: Crucial for the morning after a few too many cocktails (more on those in the dining section).
- Free bottled water: A lifesaver, especially since I'm awful about hydrating.
- In-room safe box: Peace of mind for the important stuff.
- Daily housekeeping: Kept things tidy, even when I was not – thank you!
- Bathrobes & Slippers: Fancy! That said, the slippers could have been fluffier.
- Other stuff: Desk, closet, iron, hairdryer (almost burnt my thumb again!). And a window that opens to let in that gorgeous ocean breeze! The soundproofing was also good, as for the most part the noise from outside would stay out.
Quick note on Safety: Smoke alarms, fire extinguishers, and security features! Yay for peace of mind.
Food & Drink – An Adventure in Itself (and a few minor stumbles):
Alright, let's get to the heart of the matter, shall we? FOOD. Blue Seas offered a variety, some great, some… less so.
- Restaurants: They have a bunch! A la carte in restaurant, Asian Cuisine, International Cuisine, Vegetarian options.
- Breakfast: Breakfast [buffet] was the star! Amazing array of everything – Western, Asian and everything in between. I’m a sucker for an Asian breakfast, and they didn't disappoint! I ate so much that I swear I need to go for a run.
- Coffee shop: Good coffee, good for the mornings.
- Poolside bar: Where the magic happens! Happy hour was a must, sippin' cocktails while soaking up the sun.
- Room service [24-hour]: Perfect for those late-night snack attacks and for those times you just can't be bothered to leave the room.
- Snack bar: Decent for a quick bite.
- Desserts: Delicious!
The "Meh" Moments:
- The buffet restaurant. While the food was good, it got a little samey after a few days.
- The soup in restaurant. Eh.
Activities & Relaxation – Paradise Found (Almost!):
Okay, this is where Blue Seas really shines. They understand the art of doing nothing beautifully.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: Gorgeous infinity pool with killer views. Seriously, stunning.
- Sauna, Steamroom, Spa: Pure bliss. Those Body scrubs and body wraps were amazing!
- Massage: I got one. It was… sigh… amazing. Worth every penny. Couples room for the win!
- Gym/fitness center: Looked decent. I mostly used it to stare at the people who actually worked out.
Things I Really Loved:
- Pool with a view: Yes, I already mentioned it, but it deserves a double mention.
- Terrace: Perfect for a quiet morning coffee or an evening glass of wine.
Things That Were "Fine":
- Foot bath: Relaxing, but nothing to write home about.
Cleanliness, Safety & COVID Stuff (Important, But Let's Not Dwell):
Look, let's be real. We're all a bit paranoid about cleanliness these days. Blue Seas did a pretty decent job.
- Rooms sanitized between stays. Good.
- Hand sanitizer everywhere. Good.
- Staff trained in safety protocol. Very Good.
**I thought the *Anti-viral cleaning products* and daily disinfection in common areas was very good, but as someone who would rather take the vaccine and not think about the virus anymore, it felt like a bit much. Still, I know people are happier when all of these details are taken care of.
Services & Conveniences – Above Average, But Some Little Quirks:
- Cashless payment service: Convenient.
- Daily housekeeping: Essential.
- Concierge: Helpful, but a little too eager to recommend the most expensive tours.
- Luggage storage: Handy.
- Laundry service: Worth the price!
- Elevator: Smooth and reliable.
Okay, Here's Where It Gets a Little… Messy – My Anecdote!
One morning, I had this grand plan to wake up and work from the terrace. Coffee brewing, laptop ready, the works. The sun was up, the view stunning, the air was warm… and then BAM! A flock of seagulls decided my terrace table was the perfect spot for a breakfast buffet of crumbs. And before you ask, yes, I did get pooped on. It was hilarious (after I cleaned up). Still, it really put into perspective how much of a bubble the hotel tries to create, and how beautiful it all is. I mean, the seagulls are even trying to escape to paradise!
For the Kids (And the Kid in All of Us):
- Family/child friendly: Yes!
- Babysitting service: Available.
- Kids facilities. I didn't have any kids with me, but I saw a playground and a kids' pool.
The Verdict & (A Shameless) Booking Pitch!
Look, Escape to Paradise: Blue Seas Resort isn't perfect. There are a few small hiccups, perhaps those little quirks. But it's a damn good resort. Its got the views, the amenities, the charm, and the accessibility that I was looking for. It's a place where you can actually relax, where you can feel the stress melting away (unless you get pooped on by a seagull, of course!).
So, here's the deal:
Are you dreaming of sun-drenched beaches, turquoise waters, and cocktails with ridiculously awesome names? Do you want a place that actually prioritizes accessibility and makes everyone feel welcome? Do you love amazing food, both Asian and Western? Do you want to escape to paradise (with a few minor imperfections)?
Then you absolutely MUST book a stay at Escape to Paradise: Blue Seas Resort, Australia Awaits!
Click here to book your trip today! And tell them I sent you! (Maybe they’ll throw in a free Mai Tai… or a seagull-proof patio umbrella.)
P.S. Don't forget the sunscreen! You'll need it. And maybe a hazmat suit for the seagulls. You've been warned!
Indonesian Paradise Found: Unbelievable Pesona Bay Sea View Hotel!Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into my potential (and utterly chaotic) Blue Seas Resort adventure in Australia. Prepare for a schedule that might resemble actual events, a whole lot of rambling, and guaranteed emotional whiplash. This is gonna be messy, folks. Embrace it. Blue Seas Resort: A Messy Aussie Adventure (aka: My Sanity's On the Line)
Day 1: Arrival and Beach Bliss (and Maybe a Meltdown)
- Morning (6:00 AM - 7:00 AM): The Great Departure Disaster. Wake up, realize I haven't packed a single decent swimsuit, and spend a frantic hour rummaging through my suitcase, ending with a frantic, "This will do!" (Spoiler Alert: It won't. It's the one with the questionable tan lines from 2018).
- Late Morning (8:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Flight. (Praying for a window seat to document my pre-boarding anxiety, and a complimentary magazine to avoid my fear of flying).
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Arrival at Blue Seas Resort! (Exhilarating!). Check-in: Smile, wave, pretend I understand the Australian accent. Get assigned to a room, which may or may not be a broom closet (crossing fingers for an ocean view, but anticipating something… less glamorous).
- Afternoon (3:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Beach Reconnaissance. Unpack (badly) and stumble towards the beach. Sunscreen application (a must! I’m basically a vampire in disguise). First assessment: Is the sand really this white? Is the water this blue? (Answer: Probably yes, and OMG, I want to cry tears of joy). Dip my toes in the water, almost forgetting my life's problems. The sun… it’s almost too much. The air whispers, inviting you to relax.
- Evening (7:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Dinner at the resort restaurant. (Praying for delicious seafood, maybe a cocktail or three.) My stomach growls. Trying not to embarrass myself with my terrible table manners. A major internal struggle: order the fancy appetizer or the burger. (Burger wins, every time). Might have a little cry because I’m so overwhelmed with being alone, but then realize I love it to bits.
- Evening (9:00 PM - 10:00 PM): Stargazing on the beach. (Romantic, right? More like: attempting to navigate the sand in the dark, probably tripping over something, and losing all sense of direction). But the stars… hopefully they’re bright enough to make me forget the sand trauma.
Day 2: Reef Wonders and Potential Trauma
- Morning (8:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Breakfast. (Aiming for a hearty meal, because… scuba diving.) Likely to get distracted and spend half an hour staring out the window at the ocean.
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Scuba Diving Adventure! (Or, more accurately, a likely near-death experience.) Training: Will probably struggle massively. Goggles fogging, panic setting in, potentially screaming underwater (sorry, sea creatures!). Actually in the water: OMG, it's gorgeous! Fish dancing in front of me. Coral reefs that seem to be singing.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Lunch and Post-Diving Debrief. (Discussing my diving performance with the instructor - who, let's be honest, has probably seen it all.) Eating lunch, completely speechless and lost in the sheer beauty of the reef.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Beach Time. (Recovering from the diving experience and trying to appear calm, cool, and collected while simultaneously reliving the underwater wonder.) Sunbathing, reading (maybe), people-watching.
- Evening (6:00 PM - 7:30 PM): Sunset Cocktails (at the resort bar, obviously). Watching the sun dip below the horizon. Tears might be shed. (Of happiness, this time.) Feeling completely and utterly content.
- Evening (7:30 PM - 9:00 PM): More Dinner. (Possibly the same burger from the night before. Judge me all you want). Reflecting on the day, and wondering if I can do the dive experience again.
Day 3: Exploring and Maybe Getting Lost (Again)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Breakfast. (Trying to be healthy. Fail. More toast and Vegemite, thank you very much).
- Morning (10:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Local Exploration. (Hiring a car. Probably will get lost. Definitely will take the wrong turn. Praying for GPS, and even more praying that I don’t run over a kangaroo.) Driving to a cute little town.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Lunch at a local cafe. (Trying out some Aussie cuisine: Flat white coffee, a pie and a sausage roll). Chatting with the Aussie locals, maybe picking up a few new words.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Scenic Drive. (Taking a scenic drive, maybe visiting a nearby national park. Trying not to get completely mesmerized by the scenery.)
- Evening (6:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Back at the resort. (Reflecting how beautiful it all is.) Grabbing another cocktail.
- Evening (7:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Dinner. (Having a relaxed dinner at the resort restaurant, deciding everything is perfect about Australia, and starting to think about not leaving.)
- Night (9:00 PM - 10:00 PM): Thinking about the experiences, and how utterly wonderful it all is.
Day 4: A Day Dedicated to Doing One Thing
- All Day (Literally): I am just going to stay on this beach. No plans. No schedules. No pressure. Just me, the sand, the sun, and the ocean. I’m going to get so much reading done, swimming, and doing absolutely nothing. Maybe a little bit of reading. Maybe. I'm going to savour every moment. It's my day of pure, unadulterated bliss. This is it. My perfect day.
Day 5: Departure (And a Bittersweet Goodbye)
- Morning (6:00 AM - 7:00 AM): Wake up…and quietly sob because I have to leave. (Seriously, I might need a whole box of tissues). Last breakfast overlooking the ocean, trying to memorize every detail.
- Late Morning (8:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Check out. (Trying to pack everything neatly, failing miserably, and probably leaving something vital behind.) One last stroll on the beach.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM onward): Flight. (Reflecting on an incredible journey as the plane soars through the sky. Promising myself to return as soon as possible).
- Evening: Home. (Already planning my return trip.) Remembering Australia.
And there you have it, folks. A glimpse into my (hopefully) awesome and utterly imperfect Blue Seas Resort adventure. Wish me luck… and maybe send tissues.
Unbelievable! This Utsunomiya Hotel Will Leave You Smiling!Escape to Paradise: Blue Seas Resort - Your Burning Questions Answered (and Then Some!)
Okay, seriously, is this place *actually* paradise? Like, Instagram-filter-on-everything level paradise?
Alright, let's get real. Paradise? Well, it's got its moments. The photos? Yeah, they're good. REALLY good. They've got this shot of the infinity pool looking out over the ocean... wow. I went there, right? And I wanted to recreate it. Me, with my phone, a sunburn starting to creep up my neck. It. Was. Humbling. Turns out, maintaining that perfect angle is tricky when a rogue wave is trying to drown you and your cocktail. So, not *exactly* what you see online. BUT…the water *is* ridiculously blue. I mean, the kind of blue that makes you question reality. And the sunsets? Oh. My. God. One night, I saw a sunset so pink, so orange, so freaking *everything*… I actually teared up. So, paradise-adjacent? Yeah. Close enough for government work. You'll probably leave feeling a little bit... sunburned and blissed out.
The food. What's the food situation? Is it all "resort food" or is there something… edible?
Food. Ah, the eternal vacation question. Look, let's be honest, resort food can be a gamble. It’s a dice roll. It could be incredible. It could be... bland. At Blue Seas? Okay, so the buffet... the breakfast buffet? I went for the pancakes three times. It’s a buffet. It’s gonna exist, no matter what you want to eat. The coffee? Hit or miss. Some mornings it tasted like watered-down regret. But then there’s the main restaurant, the one overlooking the beach. That place? Worth it. The seafood is fresh as heck. Seriously, I’m pretty sure they caught my dinner while I was ordering it. I had the snapper, and I'm still dreaming about it. Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating. I may have dreamt about it a few times. A few. The cocktails are dangerous. Deliciously dangerous. Be warned...
Tell me about the rooms. Are they actually nice, or just staged for a photo shoot?
The rooms. This is where things get interesting. They’re nice. Like, genuinely nice. I mean, the photos are accurate. Clean, modern, that whole neutral-color-palette-with-pops-of-ocean-blue vibe. My room had a balcony overlooking… well, it *should* have overlooked the ocean. But, my room was on the left, and the tree was a little high. It's a small thing. The bed was ridiculously comfortable. Like, I could have slept for a week. Did sleep for two days, at least. And the bathroom? Seriously, that shower was incredible. Pressure that could blast away all my life's problems. I even managed to get a decent view of the ocean from the bathroom. A little peek from one side, and a great, big tree in the other. So... good. Pretty good. Bring earplugs though. The other guests were not as considerate.
Okay, activities. What is there to *do* besides lie on the beach and pretend to be a mermaid?
Mermaids, huh? I get it. Listen, the beach is tempting. Very, very tempting. And honestly, I did that for a good chunk of time. No shame. But the resort does offer stuff. There's snorkeling. I tried it. Ended up swallowing half the ocean. Apparently, breathing through a snorkel requires talent. (Which I don’t have.) There are kayaks: I saw a couple have an argument in one, then they were fine and sharing ice cream. I saw a dude take off for, literally, hours and it was glorious. They have a day spa. I got a massage. Best. Decision. Ever. Though, honestly, all I remember is pure, unadulterated bliss. There are some walking trails, too, if you feel like sweating in the humidity. I did one. It was a steep hill that killed me. You can also just... do nothing. And that's perfectly fine. Perfectly encouraged, even. Just avoid the guy in the speedos at the pool. Actually, avoid the pool with all the kids. It's a minefield.
What about the staff? Are they friendly?
The staff. They make or break a place, right? These guys? Mostly brilliant. Super friendly. Always smiling, even when I was being a total klutz. I managed to trip over absolutely nothing one day and spill my drink all over myself. And they still smiled and helped me clean it up. I felt like a complete idiot. They were amazing. The reception staff were super helpful, like, I needed help getting on a boat and they made it easy. And the bar staff? They remembered my name (and my cocktail order!) after the first day. Scary good memory, or just a lot of cocktail consumption on my part? You be the judge. I suspect the later. But seriously, they made the whole experience a thousand times better. Except for one, bless their heart, who thought my attempt at Aussie slang was hilarious. But hey, you can't win 'em all.
Is it kid-friendly? Because I'm either going with kids, or I want to AVOID kids at all costs.
Ah, the million-dollar question. Kid-friendly? Yes. Unfortunately. They have a kids' club, which, on the one hand, is great for parents. On the other hand… well, it means there *are* kids. And they are noisy. So if you're desperate for peace and quiet? This might not be the place. Unless you're really, *really* good at finding the quietest corners. I had one of those moments. I was trying to enjoy a sunset. And it started with a small giggle. And then a few more giggles. And then, a chase scene. And then someone ran in front of me with a water gun. I’m pretty sure I saw two small children and a parent running a marathon. And then one went missing. I found them a few hours later after the restaurant. So. Yes. Kid friendly. You've been warned. But generally, I didn't find them too bad, and I'm not really a kid person.
So, overall, would you go back?
Hmm… that's the million-dollar question, isn't it? Despite the minor imperfections, the slightly blurry photos, the questionable coffee, the occasional rogue child and the fact that the sun almost killed me. Yes. Absolutely. There's something about thatHotel Finder Reviews